Random conversation:
Bak Kut Teh: Have you heard of Rocco Siffredi?
Me: Who? Rocco Stiff-Ready? hahahaha (gelak lawak sendiri)
Bak Kut Teh: Hahaha. You ah, so dirty-minded one. Siffredi la.
Me: (malu skit sebab x rapat sangat ngan die ni) Ehek. So, who's he? Never heard of him. Writer ke?
Bak Kut Teh: No lah, he's this famous porn star.
Done.
And I'm the dirty-minded one here. Btw, Bak Kut Teh is a pseudonym for a chinese friend of mine, I didn't go to Kedai Bak Kut Teh Ah Lian, bought a bowl of Bak Kut Teh and have an imaginary conversation with it.
Talking about funny names, here's a clip from Graham Norton. Sorry, it's an old episode and the quality is a bit off.