If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? - Lily Tomlin
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
Life is hard. After all, it kills you. - Katharine Hepburn
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Never fight an inanimate object. - P. J. O'Rourke
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants - A. Whitney Brown
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. - Steven Wright
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. - W. C. Fields
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. - Woody Allen
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
He who laughs last didn't get it. - Anonymous
I rant, therefore I am. - Dennis Miller
15 comments:
"He who laughs last didn't get it. - Anonymous"
Brilliant!
kan. aku cam 'right on!'. HAHAHAHA.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. - Anonymous
i love this one the most because it's so....
you :P
syaza, u know me too well.
baby kailan.....u so clever ah!
I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. - Rodney Dangerfield
maybe you should find other people to hang out with. :P
saza suka ni connotation skinny.
skinny bitch!
ntah syaza. rub it in, will ya? i'm wounded. WOUNDED i say!
'eh aku kurus mcm diorg ke?'
beeeeeetch. HAHAHAHA.
lawa ni blog ni....ada gambar ni....boleh fit ni.....
hey it was one of your favorite okay?
you are only bitter because i pointed it out
hahahaah
bongok! ko ingat la plak kan?
now im trippin' :P
coy mistress yg x coy langsung: lawa kan blog. entry baru mane ni...........
baby kailan: bittered! harusla igt. soalan mcm haram.
mundane munster: coy mistress dh buat la entry baru. (eh aku plak tolong jwb :P)
hoiiiii the question's main purpose was from moi anxiety of being too thin, not to rub it in your face beeeeeeeeeetch. aku kan sickly thin, bukan i-work-out-all-the-time thin.
bittered?dont be trippin' y'all :P
woih aku bkn perli si coy tu hah, i'm being sarcastic to myself yg dh lame x boh entry baru. HAHAHAHA.
ko kan yg bg ayat bittered tu. ravange! scrutinize!
bersyukurla ko not as thin as da model dlm entry coy tu. skang pggl die coy je. hoho.
hahahahaha sengal!!!!
coy eh? NAIS!!!!
sgt tp i need to put on weightla. or at least be happier :P
btw, its ravage. not ravange lalalala
typo y'all! hahaha. spelling bee ni.
kannnnnn......coy! coy ah meng. coy mei lan.
eh eh eh macam sial seko2 kat sini.
UPFRONT! 5 COURSE MEAL!
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